Diddle, diddle, dumpling, Rex, the dog,
Sleeping soundly in unconscious fog -
You can read about it on my cat blog -
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, that dumb dog.
Hey, doodle-deedle, so it began -
The postman and me - the cat! - hatched a plan -
Ambien added to a dog food can -
Ol' Rex is headed for Snoozeville, man.
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