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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required In a tribal life where beauty and desire intertwine like celestial bodies in an eternal dance, those who shone with outward grace, man or woman, found themselves in the waves of passion, their nights a symphony of carnal delights, their days a tapestry of bodily appetites. Yet, in the shadows, those less blessed by divine favor sought refuge in the arcane arts, healers, counselors, philosophers, and clerics, their spiritual sanctuaries a fragile mask for frail bodies and souls longing for the warmth of human connection. In centuries of harsh conditions, I lament, the essence of true fulfillment eluded the masses, for they missed the alchemical blend of nourishment, hygiene, physical vigor, health, harmonious relationships, and the man's strength to provide and protect, all underpinned by a life of abundant, nearly hyperactive sexuality. Discontent demands time! Those who embrace the dance of life, work, cook, bathe, engage in sports, raise children, have no time for dissatisfaction. If you are unhappy, it means you are not doing something right! No one is to blame! After sleep, the largest portion of day and night was consumed by sex, never less than 2-4 hours! With relaxation, intimate stories, and details! Actual labor took no more than two hours, combined! Physical preparation, another two hours. Preparing food was a social act, a group interaction, taking another 2-3 hours. The rest of the 24 hours were filled with "connecting elements" – 3-4 showers a day, often ending with a playful moment, maintaining equipment, and so on. Illness, stress, and existential anxieties plagued the unattractive and unendowed, those who entered the sea only to cleanse themselves. They never brought fish, never swam, never made love on the rocks or in the waves – they taught you what to eat! Naturally, we threw them a grilled fish, to display our generosity before the women, though we knew simple, logical truths. We looked good, had firewood, women, image, and – crucially! – sex. They did not! Knowing this, we would have preferred an open attack from other tribes, rather than enduring their useless "consultants"! If others attacked and we lost, it was swift, not philosophical drivel and the permanent complaints from the unattractive women of vegans! Moreover, we had a fifty-fifty chance of winning – thus taking their firewood, for their women would come to us. Do you understand? The rest are tales of poverty! If you are depressed, it means you have time, thus you are not doing something right! Be VERY CAREFUL, for those who do not do what they should, do everything else, except what is needed! They have infested all fields, all institutions, all religions, all parties, all places by NOT DOING WHAT IS NEEDED, to be able to tolerate themselves! Those who have everything they need do nothing of the sort – boom, great fans of football, cars, motorcycles, fishing, or whatever! Man... those who look good do not fish! Look at the TV – none of them look good in politics or on shows that tell you what to eat, how to think, what to do with your money! None of them are attractive! We, who had it when needed, know that EFFICIENCY IN NATURE IS ALWAYS AESTHETIC! The unattractive have taken over everything. The result is a generalized lack of sex! Inherently, society is sick! Illness is a national religion where sex is not practiced! Atherosclerosis, prostate issues, cholesterol, steatosis, hypertension, cysts, diabetes, various cancers, various endocrine issues, etc., etc. – all are the result of the lack of dynamic, repeated, relaxed, and natural sex! Where there is not enough sex, men are WEAK, and women are mentally ill! No philosophy, no religion, no doctrine can override this truth! Those who do not engage in sex become ill and gradually disappear! 99% of illness is the result of a lack of dynamic sex! Only then come those "toxins" and other issues! In the cosmic dance where beauty and desire are celestial bodies, we find the truth of our existence, intertwined and eternal, an esoteric revelation wrapped in the mysteries of human connection, a frivolous yet profound truth that shapes the essence of life and happiness.
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