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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required The swing of this royal and ancient game gets in your blood and under your skin, but invites in men’s hearts a peaceful aim till you shank and your head starts to spin. I am hooked, addicted to the flag green, and no golf widow will my fix deny - no finer joy with pants on has there been but take my wife before my clubs or die! There is no greater handicap in life than a teed-off nonplaying wife. She who snidely thinks to call us the "missing links". I love you both but I declare to my widow who mourns me I swear I drive the fairway or the highway! Now all you golf junkies repeat after me I shall not hit and miss, swear or kick, lest soon that birdie become a bogey and your putter become a broken stick. A cruel game for sadists and man-boys where a preferred lie is sometimes true, and new graphite, titanium and steel toys vex the woman but what am I to do? There is no greater handicap in life than a teed-off nonplaying wife. She who snidely thinks to call us the "missing links". I love you both but I declare to my widow who mourns me I swear I drive the fairway or the highway! I love its sexy curves, doglegs and roll in fatal attraction of grounds and course, I play my best on the long nineteenth hole but in my house that’s grounds for divorce. I am hooked, addicted to the flag green, and no golf widow will my fix deny - no finer joy with pants on has there been but take my wife before my clubs or die! There is no greater handicap in life than a teed-off nonplaying wife. She who snidely thinks to call us the "missing links". I love you both but I declare to my widow who mourns me I swear I drive the fairway or the highway! Written: September 2004
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