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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required DISCLAIMER: This is a tongue-in-cheek, sardonic critique of my own poetry from the perspective of a fictitious non poetry lover. This is not aimed at any of you wonderful Soup poets... please do not be offended! Tell me who has the time for a poem? If there's facts to know, I want to know 'em. You enjoy sounding Ivory Tower-y But I don't care for words super flowery. Your analogies and your hyperbole Like intense gnats annoy me disturbally I will catch all your facts as you throw 'em But I just don't have time for your poem. All astonishing alliterations Will arouse in me no titillations Your undue fascination with meter Is not shared by this philistine reader. Your iambic pentameter’s boring And induces in me rhythmic snoring You may claim it’s Shakespearean rhythm; But perhaps we should bury it with him! Your obtuse meta narrative's yet a bore Please remind again, what's your meta for? Your insipid attempts to use simile Are like choking on smoke from my chimile. Your pursuit of profound allegory Should be saved for your purple prose story But as I've said before, I've no time To be reading your 4-stanza rhyme. Should you give me a gift of a sonnet I’ll be scanning for pawn shops to pawn it Though you say if I tried hard, I'd love it What I'd love most is if you'd just shove it! Reading poetry takes too much work And I'm only a mid-level clerk. Your quatrains? I suggest you forego 'em 'Cause I just don't have time for your poem.
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