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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required The time has come to inform my boy and pass along the flame. The secret of a mystery solved on how to get a dame. 'Your looks are key as they set the tone if you intend to flirt. Chicks will sigh and their knees grow weak when in your muscle shirt. Inhibitions gone, they may faint when showing off your guns. Give them room as they may fall when flexing both your buns. There are many ways to achieve the goal and meet the fairer sex. One sure way that never fails... is to talk about you Ex. Go on and on how you love her still and extol your broken heart. Of good times past, of great things done, she was a work of art. Peak her interest and speak of the virtue of the life you led. But most of all... her interests lie in how she was in bed. Another way is to take her places you've never been before. Like galleries, the opera and the dentist you abhor. You could try cooking if money's tight when strapped by alimony. What woman living? Would not be pleased with a cold plate of beefaroni. Still not enough and she's unconvinced that you might be the guy. When she turns to flee, the stage is set and the time has come to lie. You tell her now of things you've done as an Alpha Male. Of flying jets and curing cancer but not your time in jail. If you're shy, just hide that fact and avoid acting too polite. Just drink too much as most chicks dig a drunk man in a fight. She will start to swoon as her eyes grow big, it's time you played your hand. The simple fact remains... you forgot to say that you're a singer in a band. These are time honored ways by men who know... of things a little shady. But the results have merit and your chances good of picking up a lady.' My boy takes a pause as he begins to say, 'I think you should atone. This may explain why to this day, you're still living all alone.' The End *For those interested. I will be posting my cartoon 'Bob's your Uncle' on my homepage. A new one will appear every second day.
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