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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required How did the phrase “Spitting Image” originate Seems kinda gross to me Now here's something I've often wondered about Do Queens expectorate... surely Kings do For that matter, they pass wind too Some people... okay some men... Make a big production out of passing wind Lifting one leg and doing a slow fist pump Followed by a “whoooooeeeeee That surely was one of my best ones ever!” Strange how us so-called sophisticated humans Sometimes pretend the foul odor was perpetrated By someone else in the room Suspiciously looking around holding our nose And waving our other hand saying “Wow! Something must have died up there!” Bodily functions are as normal as apple pie Uh, that's not really a good analogy!!! We used to call it “passing wind” Now a much more sophisticated definition has evolved According to the dictionary, the word “fartology” Is simply defined as the act of loudly expelling air Through the aperture in one's derriere You are not far from the end Another sign that you ain't no spring chicken Is when you repeat the same sentence twice in a row Is when you repeat the same sentence twice in a row Also when you forget to zip up after you pee What's worse though is when you forget to zip down When everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work It feels like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere Your knees buckle but your belt won't You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there You sing along with elevator music You have a dream about prunes Your nose and ears are hairier than your head In dog years you're dead Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional And finally... inside every old person is a young person Wondering what the hell happened!
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