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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required There just isn't enough febreeze to rid the room of the haze Of a dog fart, strong and silent It kind of puts you in a daze It kind of sneaks in, then it hits you An olfactory h-bomb in your face Meanwhile, he just lies there He's wiped the room with anal mace There is no middle ground here They always smell like something died Like he caught a squirrel in the garden Now, it's rotting his insides Dog farts, are a weapon That our army has not used In fact I told them in a letter In their reply, they were amused "We've tried to duplicate it" "A killer weapon... stops the heart" "But, our scientists just aren't able" "To reproduce a strong dog fart" "Thank you for your consideration" "We'll let you know, if we succeed" "We agree with your kind letter" "dog farts escape and then they breed" Sometimes when a dog farts It makes a noise, he turns around "my god, I smell incredible" is the look comes from my hound So, if you've never smelled a dog fart And your dog just sneaks one out Do yourself a favour Do not feed him brussel sprouts.
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