Best Famous Surfboard Poems

Kinky

 They decide to exchange heads.

Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin 
over Ken's bulging neck socket.
 His wide jaw line jostles
atop his girlfriend's body, loosely,
like one of those novelty dogs
destined to gaze from the back windows of cars.

The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper 
unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance.
 
Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, 
take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her.

With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals,
all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, 
up until now, have done neither of them much good.
 
But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body 
under the weight of Ken's face.
 He is part circus freak,
part thwarted hermaphrodite.
 And she is imagining 
she is somebody else-- maybe somebody middle class and ordinary,
maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal.


The night had begun with Barbie getting angry 
at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed
under the couch.
 He was defensive and ashamed, especially about 
not having the breath to inflate her.
 But after a round
of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try
to make their relationship work.
 With their good memories 
as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio 
talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth.
 When all else fails,
just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned.
 
Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, 
their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids.
 
Then, they let themselves go-- Soon Barbie was begging Ken 
to try on her spandex miniskirt.
 She showed him how 
to pivot as though he was on a runway.
 Ken begged 
to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her 
on the kitcen table until she grew dizzy.
 Anything,
anything, they both said to the other's requests,
their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.