Old Scout

 Is it because I'm bent and grey,
 Though wearing rather well,
That I can slickly get away
 With all the yarns I tell?
Is it because my bleary eye
 No longer beams with youth
That I can plant a whopping lie,
 And flout the truth?

I wonder why folks hark to me
 Where once they would have laughed?
They treat my yarns respectfully,
 No matter how they're daft.
They count the notches on my gun
 And stroke its polished butt,
Wanting to know why every one
 Of them was cut.

Indeed were I to stick to fact
 Their interest would flag;
Dramatically I must act
 The rôle of scalliwag;
A battle veteran to be,
 A frozen argonaut,
A castaway in coral sea,--
 Such a tommyrot!

And so with unction I conceive
 Invention wild and new,
Until I'm coming to believe
 My taradiddles true . . .
Is it because I'm old and sage, 
 I draw a bow that's risky?
Or can it be--that lies with age
 Improve like whisky?

Form: Lyric

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