Comical Folk
In a cottage in Fife Lived a man and his wifeWho, believe me, were comical folk; For, to people's surprise, They both saw with their eyes,And their tongues moved whenever they spoke! When they were asleep, I'm told, that to keepTheir eyes open they could not contrive; They both walked on their feet, And 'twas thought what they eatHelped, with drinking, to keep them alive!