A Man And A Maid
There was a little man, Who wooed a little maid,And he said, "Little maid, will you wed, wed, wed? I have little more to say, So will you, yea or nay,For least said is soonest mended-ded, ded, ded." The little maid replied, "Should I be your little bride,Pray what must we have for to eat, eat, eat? Will the flame that you're so rich in Light a fire in the kitchen?Or the little god of love turn the spit, spit, spit?"