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Brigitte my love Our Country suffers of many debts The people are restless Whatever shall we do love? Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies The solutions are complex, answers evasive Let me speak with Marie Antoinette, she shall know! Queen of Navarre, By god we shall be saved! Marie, Marie Antoinette our people are restless Our republic is in debt. these are crazy times! Whatever shall we do? I am fed up, allons-y Ah fear not, if they have not bread! Let them eat Nutella! Lower the prices Nutella for the masses!!! Marie, are you sure? very very sure of such things? Oui oui, on with it, my father was emperor of Rome Nutella will calm the masses Come here Nemo. taste, see even Nemo is tres happy now! And so France lowered the prices of Nutella Thus began the nouveau French Revolution Riots in the streets, brawling in the magasins The uprising has began, we want our Nutella for free The masses rose Nutella for all, Nutella for sans prix We are all somewhat fou for Nutella you see! And so the masses fought each other for Nutella's liberty Nutella one and Nut Ella all! I swear to your Brigette We should have given them Macarons!!! People remain civilized with cafe and cookies! n'est pas? Emmanuel my love, fret not The revolution shall be quelled Qh I have the perfect person for this He shall restore order to our dear republic Prey tell Brigette? Who could do such a thing now Riots everywhere, the masses fight each other daily? The streets are not safe There is a shortages of Nutella now, we are doomed cheri Non non mon amour, I shall call Alizee She shall sing us out of the terrible mess She is the mistress of Doug McMillion This man can save us all!! Brigitte, who is this man you call Doug? Why Emmanuel he is the president of Walmart He has squashed many Black Fridays rebellions He shall save us all!!!!!! From these unruly unsavory Nutella shoppers!!!!! Vive la France! Vive Alizee Mange ton macaroon mon cheri C'est ton droit et ta liberté Translations Allons-y = Lets go, pronounced similar to Alizee Magasins = Stores N'est pas is written on sound should be "N'est ce pas" Mange ton macaroon mon cheri = Eat your macaroon cookies my love" C'est ton droit et ta liberte = Is your right and your liberty
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