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Nutty grandpa president is talking crazy uncle Donald again His little Chucky thumbs is tapping epithet tweet nonsense Batty grandpa’s been grumpily sucking on the hate hot sauce bottle stashed in his KKK closet Now he’s sporting a Commander-in-Chief cap, dressed in a wrinkled birthday suit Churlish grandpa wanna blow the nuclear candles out in his Oval padded room He’s trying to smear his coconut-frosted pejorative German chocolate cake on every African looking face Calling Doctor Strangelove and nurse Annie Wilkes Misery, bad Grandpa is verbally pooping all over the place His anti-social, mood swing meds is scattered everywhere on the bed Nutty grandpa prez is a stable genius he says But his schizophrenia behavior is open and shut caged rage ... Jekyll and Hyde Hannibal Lecter ... American Gothic suicide Old Grandpa says young women love him like Frankenstein’s bride His paranoid soul got a misogynist itch in it’s nether parts Curmudgeon grandpa claims he’s really rich, and has an Ebenezer Scrooge heart Nutty grandpa prez don’t like no immigrants who came from where he ain’t Straight jacket truth wraps him wrong, he loves to swear that he’s no saint Crazy grandpa just wanna roam the West Wing halls at night, cursing at everybody left and right His angry autocrat ticker just wanna be dictator loved with family suck-up sniveling loyalty Cuckoo grandpa flew his nest egg eyes over someone in the staff, whose nurse Ratched mirror image greedy Nutty grandpa president just got another person fired for improper cleansing backside kissing And the raucous din, rising from the voter base-ment, means it’s electoral shock therapy time again So lock the border doors — keep it dissent quiet, dum-dum Czar grandpa prez don’t like all that democratic noise Silence of the lambs, that soothing lullaby hum Is the sweet sound that calms his Joker tweeting thumbs Rest your rage, nutty grandpa prez: Uneasily snore deeply, wearing your Mad Hatter MAGA brim (keep having more troubled, neo-Nazi policy dreams of Making America Great Again) As the White House hospice staff is issuing M.A.S.H unpatriotic greetings to Parallel reality refugees seeking insane asylum ... Welcome, to the Oval Sanatorium
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