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My golden ego soars higher than yours I can hold my breath longer underwater of course, because my publican lungs are stronger than yours I can outshout your taxing voice to the heavens with a prideful text roar I’m the big button lying king, that’s for truth ducky sure Everything I have is bigger than yours Exaggeration is a lawsuit I wear well, fancy-laced shegnanians is the shoes I boot you with — Patent leather pardon free get-out-of-jail Put a deflecting shine on the witness stand, make the gullible masses see me as being smarter than I really am I bigly roll with the donor class society swells I take a bigger leak from my Wall Street inside trader executive bathroom Tower mole tell My greed is bigger than yours ... Got great white sharkey needs, on little flunky guppies I love to gorge My cyber jaws are bigger than life, that’s why Tricky Twitter Moby Dick I voted for myself ruble roulette twice I’m a most unpopular populist prez with no moral boundaries Don’t try to fence me in, make me chicken scratch fake news little again My nihilistic narcissism is bigger than yours, you best believe I can sexually harass better than Willie Boy Clinton could ever achieve I’m a business caveman whose twin brass clubs are bigger than yours I’ll take your woman, and with a misogynist leash make her walk on all fours My serial debts are bankrupt corrupt much bigger than yours I bowl a perfect money laundry game with a mob marked counterfeit score Mine covetousness is so much bigger than yours Got more trophy wives than you do, so king me on the divorce checkerboard My nuclear button boasts are bombastic bigger than yours ... and I’ll blow you out the water onto barren refugee shores, if you don’t lip bow unbutton inflate — Balloon buffoon infatuate on the dreams I daily tweet snore
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