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Holidays can put a lot of miles on the gastronomical tread ... That last slice of cake will have you wobbling to bed So you better hope you’re at home, and not somewhere else instead Because now you’re starting to feel faint, too much turkey is giving you the meat sweats You’re hearing sounds from Thanksgivings past, those plump birds are cackling at you in jest: Hula hoop Jiggle, jiggle Jelly, jelly You got a spare tire around your belly Chicken coop Wiggle, wiggle Yummy, yummy You got a spare tire for a tummy Kick, kick the ball Roll it down the hall Hit the bottom bunk You got a spare tire in your trunk Skip, skip the rope fast Don’t jump, jump slow Silly grin ear to ear You got a spare tire in the rear Then the Missus shakes and wake you out of your childhood dream stupor She tells you to get your coat, it’s time to go; the car is warming up, and she’s ready to roll In the sleigh car, you both quickly jump in Gotta move thru the snow, ice and wind But the car hits a frozen bump, and a tire goes flat And the Missus tells you there’s a spare in the back Now so warm, you don’t wanna step into the cold Clinging to the heat inside, you don’t wanna let go You know the Missus knows you’re just stalling for time, so you tap her behind, and say: Which spare, yours or mine?
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