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Sauna Or Getting Cooked

Going viral, a video clip of a hairy burly Caucasian man in a white towel...
Approaches a steamed up glass door of a presumably hot sauna cubicle....
Opened the door, stepped in and flicked off his white towel about his waist...
Settled his white posterior comfortably on the first available bench reached..

Now, picture this, the room was heavily steamed, nothing else to be seen...
Inwardly he was ecstatic for he knew this was one relaxing sauna bath properly steamed...
Closes his tired eyes to soak in the high temperature and the hot atmosphere....
Mentally relaxed with a relieved sigh as his weary body gets attuned to the temperature....

But what was this hard stub against his bum, it was most annoying....
Absent mindedly he reached behind, found the stub that was so irritating....
Brought it up in his hand to eye level to see what it was, he actually couldn't care less...
Holy smoke, would you believe it, someone has left behind a whole carrot....

You could imagine you see his brain synapses working overtime with the obvious question...
What or why the hell was that piece of carrot left behind in that location.....

Somewhere else in the steam filled room with sauna like atmosphere...
An unseen hand gingerly closed a big pot of boiling and  steaming water...
The steam begins to clear, gradually revealing occupants in there....
All fully clothed, nay, fully garbed in starched white uniforms, aprons and head gears...

O my God, 
With dawning clarity, he realises he was in a kitchenette full of activity....
All action stopped, all heads pointed in his direction, eyeballing him...

Hahaha, You feel for the man, but you've got to love at that exhibit of sickened expression...
When it dawned on him that he is way off and  far from a typical sauna session...
And he was starked naked in the heavy swirling fumes of a steam filled room.... 
In the full  company  of stunned kitchen staff all total strangers to him...

See how he perceived the realising horror from the corners of his eyes....
The startling realisation that he was  in the wrong place and time....
Stark naked and bare assed, his family crown jewels dangling.....
Marvel how he maintained  his stoic expression and see his nonchalant action...
Of crossing his hairy legs to keep his crown jewels out of public view....

Hohoho... 
What else could he do...?
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