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Hey buddy, can you help a brother down on his luck? Hey kind sir, can you help a fella get propped back up? I’m just a slightly dishonest publican, who was sticking it to tax evading citizens Unpatriotic deadbeats who weren’t paying enough But, that mean ole relative of mine cast me down Uncle Sam caught me skimming a bit Yes, I will admit ... I did get a tad greedy and took a little double taste, got an extra slice But, I’m not like that uncle of mine! He put all the money meat on his collection plate, and ate the whole tax pie Then, he had the nerve to throw me out of my cushy seat into the street That mean ole man made me homeless, and have to beg to eat I was just a small-time, low-level government thief, Small publican potatoes really Uncle Sam Maritan, he’s kingpin Ain’t no money cake being made, and he’s not getting his cut of the frosting My adopted blood shamed me publicly, said he don’t like crooks that get caught Told me I woulda been solid with him, if my scheme had been secretly pulled off But, when it got the spotlight shine, Uncle Sam disowned me ... said he wasn’t no kin of mine So, hey buddy, you now know my usury half of the story Can you find it in your pockets to help a poor grifter whose been catching a whole lot of bad luck? I promise to pay it all back to you later, once I get my hands on another million bucks ... with interest, of course
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