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Small and Extra Large Loo

ma viewed her old man in a helpful mood
her sweetness turned to  a fiery storm brewed
a two sitter for the loo
his and her  tush  fit for two
extra spicy will simmer in his food

Eve Roper 11/18/2016

Fred cut two holes in the dunny
His poor wife didn’t find it so funny
The HUGE hole for HER rear
Now filled HIM with fear
She could drop him in poop so runny

(Dunny is an Australian word for toilet)

By: Jan Allison  11/20/2016

Ma clenched her fists in anger when she saw
the two toilet seats constructed by Pa
he made hers entirely too large
 then said her butt's big as a barge
Ma's in jail for murder~she broke the law 

By: Lin Lane 11/20/2016

Papa was a sweet pleasing spouse
He built mama a new custom outhouse
One look was all it took
She caught him with a left hook
Widening the door  all it took to rouse

By: Sonny Roper 11/20/2016

Nothing beats a good wooden throne 
A two seater I’d really condone 
Oh to share the sound of the plop
 From things that tinkle and drop
 I fear the wife, would rather go it alone

By: Mark Woods 11/20/2016 


I have been ordered to renovate the loo 
so my good wifey can go for a poo 
the hole I cut was so large 
as it had to fit her arse 
Oh im in trouble now, what a to-do   

By:Stephen Pennell   11/20/2016

Before Dad could reach the pit,
my enraged Mum took a fit.
The seat as we gawked, 
made into a wooden stalk. 
For my poor pitiful Pop.

By: Jean Murray 11/20/2016

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