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I just read AOL news story- some guy found a deep fried mouse in his bag of 
poato chips.  Guess he's not the meat & potatos type.
I'm not real good with computers.  I don't think they like me.  I tried my media 
player, and I think it said it needed Bufferin or something.
I called "Lawn Doctor".  I got suspicious when showed up with an industrial sized 
stethescope around his neck.
I tried "Bath Fitter". he came, filled up the tub, took a bath, and gave me a bill for 
$200!  I said "What the heck do you think you're doing?"  He said he did his job, 
came, checked to see if he fit in the bath.  I had a fit.
When I was young, I was in a NYC suburb gang called "The Gors"-  We were kind 
of namby-pambee for a gang.  A small troop of Cub Scouts took us out!!  The out-
armed us, and put the fear of God in use.  Bullies!!
If it were'nt for the Imfo button on my TV remote, I'd never have the foggiest clue 
as to the date.
News has long depressed me.  I never read the news papers, and I avoid any 
news reports on radio or TV.  But, sometimes I still wonder if the Vietnam War is 
still goin' on.
True story, I shoot you not-  Today to psychiatrist for evaluation- (boy did I spin his 
wheels- now he needs a psychiatrist!)- well, anyway, in the application/imfo sheet
there was a comment after name, DOB, etc.- it said "sex"-  I wrote in "rarely".
To Vince- consider yourself lucky- my ex-wife wanted my to take draino!!
True story- last hospital stay (so often I have my own wing now)- I stole a big red 
sticker from the X-ray room that said "TRAUMA!"  I wore it on my farhead for 2 
days!  You should see the looks!
The only thing I'm sure of now is that I'll never live long enough to learn  to live.
                                 The Sarcastic Poet
                                     tom bell

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