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It was the night before Christmas
Not a sound was heard
Except for the sound of Mods
Discussing the Foxestalk message board.

The subject was a Christmas party
Which happened every year
There was always panic among them
As the dreaded day drew near.

Who should they invite?
Will there be fights a free for all.
Finally they decided
Sod it we'll ask them all.

It was to be fancy dress
And would cause much fun
They even hoped that a new fan
Cyril the squirrel would come.

At the mods headquarters
They were getting prepared
For what could be a complete disaster
So they were also getting scared.

In a long flowing Shirley Bassey dress
Moosebreath waltzed through the door
Moosebreath says I have finally come out
I'll wear dresses now for evermore.

TPH came as Bob Dylan
Trav La bleu was Elton John
Foxy was John Lennon
Captain Pancake Face Red Rum.

Mike Oxlong Father Christmas
Bellend as a xmas pud
Dangerous Tiger was Lenny The Lion
Which everyone thought was very good.

Lamby came as Nigel Pearson
Which was a big surprise
After five minutes he said
I have work I'll have to fly.

The guests arrived one after the other
Too many to name
Dressed in all types of costume
All willing to join the game.

Jordon travelled from the USA
With a mask of JFK
Spielberg was played by 21st Century Fox
The bloke in the kilt Orkney Fox

Zingari was next and looked weird
He said I am really an alien they do exist
You are in my power now
I have three eyes so do not resist.

Mattp was a late arrival
Dressed as a city gent
He said i stopped to tie a shoelace
And some tramp pissed on my face.

The party went into the night.
All full of Christmas Cheer
Thank you all for coming says Webbo
But next year someone bring some beer.

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