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William Spencer Montague Sprat
(why on earth they called him that)
lived a life of luxury
suited to autocracy.

T'was true that Lady Sprat his mum
with a true Lord had had her fun
and bore  a son of noble blood
as any Lord and Lady should.

But alas our Lady Sprat
had acted like a little prat
for she was not betrothed to he
that boosted up her family tree.

This Lord was married to another
(chosen by his own sweet mother)
and though his Lady had fair grace
she couldn't keep his randy pace.

So poor young William S M Sprat
was not pure blood and more than that,
the Lord he thought was his dear dad
didn't know that he'd been had.

But Lady Sprat, she knew her game
and even gave her son that name
although it made him sound a prat
it gave him heritage of Sprat.

So if your name puts you to shame
although your parents are to blame
don't be a prat,  just bear the pain
remember Sprat and don't complain!

Ivor G Davies

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