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Elena is a visiting nurse, she's also my sister in law. She shared a story with me, that practically dropped my jaw. She didn't mention this couple's name, there are privacy laws. But she shared a story about, this oriental man that took some ba__'s Don't get me wrong they were a nice couple that had some medical needs. Elena was there to help, take care of her patient, provide some medical assistance and oversee. She got to know the family and became good friends. There was one little problem there was a language barrier both didn't understand. It was frustrating for Elena trying to communicate with this older man. Wung would make up words and Elena would nod her head to make him think she'd comprehend. I guess she nodded because she didn't want to hurt his feelings to show that she didn't have a clue to what he was talking about. She just didn't understand Chinese, no way no how. One day Wung asked her, "You like ucky chicken?" She replied, "What?" He asked again, "You like ucky chicken?" He told her, "You comma with me!" He took Elena in the kitchen took out a frying pan, some cooking oil, and a chicken for her to see. He put the frying pan on the burner, slammed the chicken in the cooking oil, and said "ucky chicken, ucky chicken!" Elena looked at this Old man trying desperately to understand. Elena said, "Oh you mean fried chicken!" He said, "yes!" "Yes!" "ucky chicken, ucky chicken!" He said, "You aaaaamericans ucky chicken in the hottttt oilllllll!" Meaning to say. You Americans fry chicken in the hot oil. Elena practically fell on the floor laughing for what she had heard. In his words he thought he was saying fried chicken but his actual words said, well you get the picture. LOL! Michael Tor 10/2 2015 (True Story) Dedicated to my sister in law Elena.
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