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Then I Opened That Door…

To The Question: “How was your Day?” came this response…

The other day I arrived at work and found my chair was gone.  Oh the Horrors!
No way to rest at my desk.  I looked and scurried all about for it.
Someone said to just grab another one.  “Grab another one?” I queried?
I told them that this is no ordinary chair.  It was special.

It was the legendary Chair that lays the Golden Eggs.  And I did not stop there.
I had back and leg pain and someone named Billy Beanstalk found this chair for me.
He had gone thru his network of vines… I mean friends.
He talked to Penny Patty (middle name CowPie, but I digress).
 
And when she heard about my missing chair she had a cow.
No, really.  She owned a real cow with farmland to spare.
Anyway, Billie had the beans to spread the word far and wide.
It caught the attention of Penny and the cow.  The cow wasn’t talking.  He was mooody.

Penny mentioned the penchant of Ogres with flagons from wagons,
Who lived in caves by the waves. (I am not making this up!)
They loved chairs by the pairs and tables with strange labels.
This story should not be confused with dragons with issues.

As I was saying, Billy and I were able to sneak into the Ogres Lair.
And inside I found my chair.  How did I know it was my chair, you ask?
I didn’t put the label on the table; it was on the chair with the hair,
On the flagons were dragons, where the brew was true.

Billy and I will have to tell Penny and the cow about this.  The cow still isn’t talking.
We proceeded to sneak the chair by the Ogres who slept by the hour.
It wouldn’t be nice to bring the Ogres awake by the lake, 
That’s why there were waves by the caves.

So that is how we were able to retrieve my Chair that lays the Golden Eggs,
And I can finally rest my back and legs.
Really now, I did not make this up.  It really happened.
About the cow, I think the Ogres had one too,
 After they found they didn’t have an even pair of chairs.

Written by Hubby at the encouragement of Dragon and Wuffie Poo
Written 6-25-2015
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