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I am Peter Smith
My boss was Peter as well
A different surname obviously
I was distinguished by my surname originally
I wasn’t too keen on that: it sounded like you were after a fight
“Smith!”
It sounded quite disrespectful to me
The boss was quite refreshing and called me “Pete”
My family call me Pete, so I have no problem with that
It was not me being pretentious: I didn’t insist that I was called Peter (not Pete,  Pete-y or Pete-o) 
Surname identification then developed into “Im going to call you….”
Im going to call you Steve – you look like Steve Martin (i dont by the way)
Im going to call you Jones – like Smith and Jones (there must be some bond somewhere)
Im going to call you Myth – it rhymes with Smith (this is tiresome isnt it?)
The whole thing was tiresome 
It never felt they were being horrible and bullying
But it just………..didnt work
I decided to try and overt their thoughts towards calling me Pete
Hi everyone, its Pete here
It was escalating now:
I would hear a name being shouted out about four times
Then my stomach fluttered as I thought that this was “the new name”
I tried to gently, but rudely, make a pun on the shouters name
A very clever pun, might I add
That just made them laugh
“Great! I can be called that and you can be called your name”
I was stuck
I didn’t find it offensive, but it wasn’t funny
At least get me a name which is funny or clever
I didn’t want to challenge them: “please stop me doing that”
More offensive names will be on the way and the slight bonding I have with them will be broken
It wasn’t really necessary either: it was only “a bit of fun”
Well…………..

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