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Return of the Kung Poo Masters Spring came around the bend As YES, Dragon is at it again My roses have compost more regular than rain As, Dragon goes at it, claiming its Zen Yep, He’s dumping his loads as I try to stop him in vain So the Kung POO Masters I did call This time it was not one, but all I declared who ever can bend Dragon’s poos and great winds Will be crowned the greatest Kung Poo Master of all One of these was found tied with his robes in a tree Another under a great pile of Dragon’s debris But this ain’t the end For a mysterious friend Used Dragons curiosity to bend him… to his knee. Each day the Kung Poo Master refused to come back Or to reveal himself… as he was hidden… all in black If Dragon didn’t comply to his potty time rules Such a clever rule, for he wasn’t a fool As Dragon finally complied Then he stubbornly refused, until next year, to unveil That didn’t last long, as Dragon blew a fiery gale But The Kung Poo Master wasn’t hurt For he had on a fire proof shirt For he was the Sheriff of Crazyland, goes my tale He won the crown and our respect all around Now he comes each morn to wake Dragon with loud sounds Dragon always jumps up and a chase unfolds And if he dumps a load, its littering he’s told Now my roses are flourishing in abound. Now when he’s good… Dragon is given a treat And the Sheriff gets breakfast here all very neat Then they’re off to the park to meet Dragons destiny. For Dragon has become the new Sheriff’s Deputy! Finally… our… peace …is… complete
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