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New Dating Site
           
Sign up today with grunt or groan or moans
Our specimens are dateable or so we say

Sign up to Date-It-Mate-It web-site right away
Without delay, today, or die

True love is hard to find so make it easy
Variety is the spice of life so try a different species
We do not discriminate.  It’s party time 
Animal, vegetable, minerals and clowns of every kind 


We will set you up with anything that we can find
Don’t look under rocks to find a mate
We’ve taken the liberty for your convenience and your sake
To secure your bug like buddies and snakes for future dates
Kept In a jar, a box and under glass

We have men and women refrigerated
Some even come alive but only at a princely price

Frogs are perfect for one night

Marriages are performed at Date-It-Mate-It
With whips and chains, we have no shame

We'll hook you up with I-Pads with your name

Nothing is left to chance
Nothing goes to waste for your romance

Bricks and stones are half price at our site
Sex with them is fine and we sell blinders

Critters are for free and come with leashes

Date it-Mate it-web site does it right
We make all couples fit
By using crow bars and pliers
And if it doesn’t work
We will kill it, to eat it, or wear it home

Use credit cards for your convenience
But we don't take them all the time
Due to local ordinances and obvious crimes

Signing up is easy as can be
“X” marks the spot
Simply state your species
And preferences between the sheets
Date-it-Mate-It  loves to please
Sign up today
You will never leave

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