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We thought we'd have a little fun
At my friends house last night
His wife would demonstrate how it should be done
To be sure we did it right . 

One of the lads would pluck eyebrows
Another would use a lady shave
Solemnly I had to swear a vow
That I would endure the waxing craze.

Well when I saw the eyebrow Plucker 
At last I began to relax 
I heard him yelp and thought '' Sucker ''
I bet you wish you'd chosen the wax.

Let it go a little hard and playful
His wife said as she shaved around his bits
A woman , A razor and his tadpole
No that would have really given me the squits .


Then she put wax strips on my hairy legs
Telling me to hold on to the chair 
Promise me it won't hurt , I beg 
OOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHH
I flew up in the air .

I've decided women are masochistic 
They really have to be 
Or perhaps they are just sadistic
and enjoy inflicting cruelty .

So I'm never again going to play women's games
They can call me chicken all they like
When they've finished laughing and calling me names
I'll just say '' YOU CAN TAKE A HIKE ''

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