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Some cat entered my room one night
I thought it was a ghost
It smelled like something had just died
But I must oblige my guest as the host

I turned on the light and there it was
An obnoxious opossum at best!
Whoa! Forget my host duties, cous!
Take the room—I’m an unhappy guest!

I left the house with a shutter
Before I realized I was heavily surrounded
By cats on all sides, up and under
The house they had all just rounded!

In truth I was perturbed on all levels
That I began to realize in horror
That damn opossum had spawned these little devils!
And tonight I must end this terror!

I then ran straight to the kitchen
Aware of the opossum inside
If I give up the tuna and ditch um’
Perhaps I’ll escape this night alive

The persistent cats scratched at the holes
Those buggers—those meddlers!
They could have been thieves—if not trolls!
Their yowls would scare sumo wrestlers!

Worst of all in this dilemma
Tomorrow was grocery day
There were no more cans of tuna
All my fish had swam away!  

Somehow one got in
And the rest came barreling through
I ran toward my room to him
The opossum looked so distressed and blue

The little beady eyes pierced my soul
And I knew from then on he was my friend
He only meant to hide from the furry little trolls
And escape a most pitiful end!

I made up my mind at last 
And picked up my trusty broom
Come on in—I dare yah tah pass!
Ain’t no feline coming through this room!

Glowing eyes burned with intent
And the yowling grew loud as hell
The little bullies think they can take my guest!
They’ll fly like birds they will!

That night was a battle like none other
A battle I will proudly say I won
I gained the friend of my life—a brother
My pet’s a load of fun!

As much as I love a neighbor cat
They are a little scary as a race
Thankfully a broom will push them back
And put them in their place

My opossum is a sweet little thing
And I protect him with my life
I’ll never judge a critter again
Till actions bring it to light
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