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Jim-I-Nator,

chase creator,

imitates a song,

recreates a major,

sail's you to saviors,

reinvents the round,

reelects the tasers,

summons it in a bong...

Bites it right out 
just like the Chong.


Waits in a mile-
just for the hump,

butts heads with the viral-
just like the slums,

does a downward spiral like a swivel,

dials 911 to spy on individuals,

random as hail in July,

hits like nails-
out on the lake in the sky-
just where I had wanted to die.

Like a Laker in a coat,

like a disastrous danger running wild and remote-

just like Ebeneezer Scrooge with a check book and the holy ghost,

just like Jesus on an electric motorcycle,
flying with angels-

jimin' with a bagel,

rotating at an angle,

fly's in the sky like a needle near the eye!

Random as hail in July!

Eats prunes,

and then pray's not to die!

Greets his shrooms with venom,

beats his moods with a pendulum,

hears through stethoscopes when he's endin' the run,

goes to the gym to have a little fun!

Waits for the time to stand still,

eats all the cops in between him and his pillz!

Says **** jail!

My ass hole is a nail!

**** being out on bail!

I'll still be here until the killer is unveiled!

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