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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tonight....10:30 PM.... I can't think straight...ahhhh! My heart is thumping with love-coated hate! Ahhhh... The chirping pests get louder and more obnoxious than ever COULD YOU STOP THAT RACKET? Shhhh! Dead silence. The chattering twerps project their voices to the highest extent COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR BEAKS SHUT? ZEEP. DEET! ZEEP. DEET! Commotion fills the apartment. ZEEP..BLEEP..DEET! Ah! I think I'm going nuts...quiet down...now! Will you guys stop making noises and sleep for cat's sake SH! SHHH! SHHHHH! Don't make me scare you!! Why aren't you brats shutting up? Could you all give me a break!!!! Do you guys mind? I'm trying to sleep...I have school tomorrow! Could you guys find Another way to communicate...'cause you'll see me building up in anger and you'll know I mean business... I mean serious business. c: So don't go there, birds...just do a quiet activity with your herds Of buddies and your big-beaked turds... Thanks a lot...now I have a major headache!!!!!!!!! Don't test my fury...robins! finches! I can still hear your peeps! Could any of you keep your chirping to a low volume for heaven's sake??!! Don't bother me...mockingbirds! nightengales! I can't stand your beeps! The chattering pests get a bit bothersome...then my irritation gets ever so worse...oh, it gets more hideous...more revolting COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND SLEEP?! Good night!! Dead silence. ZEEP! ZEEP! ZEEEEP! - I shake my head...pissed off to the point when I'd tie their beak shut Hello? DID you hear me? Go to sleep now!! The commotion ceases as my comfort approaches me...then I sleep in an instant THANK GOD THOSE BIRDS AREN'T CREATING RACKET Deet...Zeep...Deet...Zeep...and they rest in gratisfying slumber ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The next day....6:00 AM.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ZEEEEP!! DEEP! ZEEEP! DEEP! Thanks for being my weekly alarm clock! How alarming...my phone alarm didn't go off today! Thanks for doing something productive, twerps! Now my life isn't full of dismay! Just STAY silent, you pestering jerks! Just stay put in the cage...and don't make foolish quirks! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -DEDICATED to my silly pet finches-
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