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Seven days and lonely at night Was a Princess called Snow White On her doorstep there was Little guy dwarves All different to view from sight So on Monday night she did walk To Dopey's bedroom for a talk The conversation was slow Up sticks did she go At her topless body he did gawk When Tuesday evening came around She tiptoed without a sound Beside bashful she sat Blimey, not again, no chat His eyes on me will never abound Oh my! it's Wednesday again Am I beautiful or just plain Jane I better go to the Doc Do I look good in this frock Am I letting my shapely shapes wane It's Thursday and I better nurse Sneezy Whose chest has become rather wheezy To him I won't kiss No matter his wish I have no desire to become queasy Thankfully Friday has been reached It's the weekend long lies are now preached For Sleepy I'll never wake No booty will he shake My cheeks he'll never see peached Saturday has finally come along Even Grumpy now sings the same song With a song and a cheer Shared over a few beers No chance you'll get into my thong Have I saved Sunday to be the best Is Happy better than the rest His smile tells me so For more than his cheeks glow At last a loving grin at my breasts Oh I need to be loved ever since Like the weeks I had with my Prince For many many nights He knew to love me right When I walked, you could see my legs wince http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-6.php
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