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Whenever I stop to think of it
I don’t stop to think of it
I eliminate the crap, the slop and the rest of the s**t (phew, almost forgot the infantile *’s)

Did you ever think it ironic that if you take George Washington’s initials  and sandwich an “I” in 
the center of “G” & “W” well simply view the results

It might just be me, but I happen to think that parents, under no circumstances 
Should be allowing the chances that their baby may mistake a live rattle snake for a rattle

Who is the bigger coward, propose I,
The man who wants to die and can’t
Or the man who wants to die and does?

So I’m talking to this recent immigrant from China who spoke fluent but broken English, so I 
said “you know what Cum of Sum Yung Guy” I said that because that’s his name.  in any 
event, I said wow, some day in November I think we get a day off from work but I don’t recall 
why.
Cum replied rapidly, “Because it’s erection day”

Did you ever have a severe and urgent urge to take a lot of dynamite, stick it in your sibling’s 
ear and light the fuse
But going to jail is a lost to lose
So I never did it

I often get this overwhelming feeling that I am a lizard clamped by the powerful beak of an 
egret, as he tosses me from head to tail, as I pray for only one more breath of sweet Florida 
air.

Actually I hate
This state
I hate Florida’s flora 
And I hate it’s fauna
And I’m convinced, in mid-august, this is where Satan comes for a hellishly hot sauna            © 
2011.….Phreepoetree ~free cee!~ ok, all 3 of you can go to another poet’s page!
P.S. and I maintain, and I maintain strongly, that I believe to this very moment Jesus Christ of 
Nazareth used grape Kool-Ade to change water into wine, I mean if he was the only begotten 
son of God, a trick like that wouldn’t impress my mother’s aunt’s first cousin’s uncle’s twice 
removed pet chimpanzee 
DID YOU KNOW THAT REPEATINGS ONE’S STATEMENTS IS AN EARY SIGN OF ALZEIMER’S 
DISEASE
DID YOU KNOW THAT REPEATING ONE’S STATEMENTS IS AN EARLY SIGN OF ALZEIMER’S 
DISEASE
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