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(hello! I'z bee'z day old Cap-pin Mike! this is my first poem I posted on heres!
I'z writes poem'z about my life on day ocean. just bee'z keepin in yaz head dat 
I'z very dis-sleck-sick and very very ADD so please try hard not taz pick on yaz 
old Cap-pin Mike too'z hard and yaz will hear some amazanen'z storys. sum bee'z 
adventures some bee'z trajj-itys but most bee'z funny but all will bee'z dim kind'z
of sea'z story'z. so yall bee'z injoy-inz and I'z hopes to makes all kinds of new 
friend and make din laugh cause I'z bee'z postin day new poem everyday so you'z
can bee'z keepin ups on all day act-shawn your'z newest bestest friend
Captain Mike ps now'z you-za can bee'z injoy-inz dis first one)

let me'z tell you what your Captain is thinkin
and if you don't laugh den ya must be drinkin

sum dee'z boaters are really really funny
none dim realize "you can't have fun with money!"

they all buy dim shiney over priced boats
and wear deck shoes with de blue over coats

they out pay each other to have it polished
if you get a scratch on it "it's demolished!"

"whow feller, please don't panic"
"I don't do cosmetics I'm just the mechanic!"

"can you fix my toy-lit it's gone berserk?"
"and I don't know if my engine's even work!"

"oh make sure you fix the air-con-dish-n-are!"
"I might pay you when I get back from the bar"

"I'm a millionare I'm not paying for fun"
"your to pour for a boat like this one!"

I let him talk his talk, didn't pitch a fit
felt sorry for the man "he just doesn't get it!"
"get your pretty shoes buddy!, make de wife wear a bonnet"
"cause you aint havin fun if you don't put a scratch on it!"

By Capt. Mike!

ps if any one has a job I'd love to get hired
that man couldn't take a joke, I got fired!

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