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I'm going for an alley-oop, dunking on your head like "Shaq" Home court advantage here on the soup, and I'm ducking and dodging your wack attack! I'm spraying you with a "fade-away jumper," kinda like "Kobe." You are trash that belongs in the dumpster, just like your poetry! dakarai look up at the score board, my slams out number yours 3 to 1! I've sliced and diced with my poetic sword, now I'm hitting you with my poetic gun. Rat-a-tat-tat, bullets tear through your flesh and bone. As your body hits the mat, give back your poetic skills you have on "loan!" You have no meter or rhyme, and yet you continue to want ammo; For what? Why waste your time? You must like this spanking across your butt! Are you a "beat-freak?" Even our fellow soupers think you enjoy pain! I know you're sweating my technique, and I have you addicted to my poetic cocaine! Why do you look to battle on this particular site? There are other poetry sites ya know. You thought you could win an easy fight, but surprise, I'm the great great grandson of Edgar Allen Poe! That means dakarai, it is in my genes to be one of the best. I've mastered this art, and so your heart I'm ripping out of your chest! You were not born a rhyme slayer, so why challenge me? So go ahead and say a prayer, because I'm leaving you an amputee! I may seem obscene, but I'm diabolically mean like North Korea. Before you feel my poetic guillotine, I'm injecting you with gonorrhea! Note: I would like my fellow soupers to follow me and dakarai cobbs battle - dakarai needs to know who is "PS slam champ" - This is my 3rd slam for him;) can a souper please tell dakarai it is no contest. He is like one of the many hopefuls who audition for American Idol truly believing they can sing - when they really can't! lol So dakarai comment "openly" on this slam - letting me know "I'm P.S. slamming champ" J.A. (The Poetic Warlock)
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