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ANIMAL ACTIVIST


Union  activist actually – Animal Branch, dude. 
My union buddies  are thinking it‘s intolerably rude
To have penguin members  thrown fish  -    an insult.  
It should be politely offered, like to any human adult.
Our AFL-CIO  sheep   in an “overcrowded”  flock
Must  have minimum workers’  space needs;  the stock
Needs two metres between each pair of sheep.
Some of our pigs are working  in conditions  so horribly cheap 
As to be described as “a pig  sty”.
But the most ridiculous waste of unionized labour in my
Opinion is  cows, who‘ve got salt at one end of field 
And water  at other  end:  they   gotta walk miles each day. 
Seems obvious  they could have salt and water together, say 
At one end,  and save a lot of walking for our brothers.  
And what about racial slurs and implicit name-calling of others -
“Great Dane”  suggests other nationalities of dog workers are worse.
Should  be called “Danish” -  all dogs are worth paying a fatter purse. 
One  of our brothers is  a dog who’s a boxer:   
Horrible, he’s one of the  Marquis of Queensbury jocks…er…..
Oh…. and no more of that Old English Sheepdog  stuff, I’m afraid.
It’s obvious age-ism  in the trade.

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