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Sam came from Bollon on the Wallan S.W.Queensland Aus.

Sam Mc Croon came from Bollon soon
When he heard about old Galoon the Batey
 She was big an a Ox light in her sox
And she loved her Irish Pp praety   (potato)

They married at once she was no dunce
They tripped to the altar so fine
The kangaroo dogs would bark twice or once   (greyhounds used for catching kangaroo)
 Goannas cantered off with the wine…….damn gwanas…

Religion came round to the poor little town
They dropped in on poor old Batey
The old shack floor was dirt and some more
And they took Cockies joy, just lately…….(syrup) (Cockies = Aussie Farmers)

Bronco Don appeared saw Batey in tears …….(my Dad  Bronco Don )
Don cantered right amongst the religious 
Cracked his whip in their tent his anger did vent 
Demanded, got cans back prodigious

Now Sam he did work for a man with a quirk
One Colin Mc Farlan Okeefe
He had Sam watching out in a paddock for work
Under a sheet of iron for a sheep thief

Old Sam he did sink down a sewerage trench deep
When tripping across after the rain
Bronco Don reefed him out, hosed him off poor old sheep
And rescued him later again…………(Sam got swallowed up twice)

Sam went to hospital with the flu for a week or two
Had his singlet soaked to get it off
For the hair on his chest had grown right through
Water weakens a man he’d just scoff….(bit shy around water)

Jimmy the lover came to call, banged upon her door
Just come out little sweet Batey
He said I’ve got bananas from the store
She said there’s no body home, come lately…

Jezebel McCroon slept in a room 
on a mattress of indian rubber
Aren’t you afraid of Jimmy McDade
 the great charmer the lover

Jez just said if I strip naked on the bed
 he won’t see me instead 
Won’t see me less I smile in the dark, 
He’ll sidestep away like a plover unfed
Without a squeak or a squark…..Don Johnson
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