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Beware the Boob Man For he’s shallow…and a little juvenile The Leg Man is sensual And can’t hold a conversation But… The Butt Guy Just wants sex Correction: Just wants some ass Watch out for the Foot Dude Cuz that’s… … …well that’s just weird. No one likes toe grime The Vagina Man is smart Intelligent even Knows his facts But tends to forget the big picture Make sure he doesn’t forget The rest The Neck Guy is great in bed Although He maybe in bed With more than just you The Eye Man is lovely Simple, tactful, and sincere He loves walks on the beach And romantic dinners too But this man… He sees perfection But doesn’t forgive He may never notice your ass sag But what happens When you need glasses? The Back Man Is artistic In his attraction He can see the sexuality, the sensuality, the spirituality And the mingling of the three While he finger-steps over your back He’ll hold your hand Making love And kiss your chin The strength of a back The smooth lines The soft touch The Back Man knows It doesn’t receive much Consideration It’s a place where The entire body convenes To convulse To contort To contribute To control To lose control Where it holds no absolute confidence Where it holds all conviction
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