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Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper Writer of these words, a former Lower Providence inhabitant, who dwelled within darkest depths of Dante Alighieri's inferno for most of his outlandish, impish, and devilish growing up years witnessed microscopic scrimmage, where spermatozoan with most forcefulness muscled itself handedly, magnificently, and splendidly envision unicellular olympic competition, yours truly swimmingly begot during the heat of parents being passionately fruitful courtesy diploid erogenous frisson between my then searingly robust virile father and fecund mother ~ late March/early April 1958 ushered seminal moment post ova fertilization realization courtesy male gamete penetrating zona pellucida a glycoprotein layer surrounding the oocyte triggering cell bait multiplication subsequently yielding male gendered offspring and sole son hashtagged as uber twittering, snapchatting, shutterflying super duper cute little boy with short strawberry blond hair, whose solitudinarian nature became quite evident when he displayed acute social withdrawal upon off fish shill commencement getting schooled as a grouper by mister Hooper, who made his debut appearance on Sesame Street November 10, 1969 as storied and staple long time resident on above named television show until March 18, 1983, beloved by adults and children alike within make believe community (a conglomerate of real and imaginary locales) peopled with proprietary named characters for any of a number of humorously grotesque glove or rod puppets and marionettes, chiefly representing animals, first popularized, idolized, dramatized, capitalized, and actualized by the children's television programme Sesame Street (1969-) and more recently in The Muppet Show (1976-80). Also: a toy made to resemble one of these ingenious brainchild of Jim Maury Henson an American puppeteer, animator, actor, and filmmaker who achieved worldwide notability as the creator of the Muppets which series originated as two pilot episodes produced by Henson for ABC in 1974 and 1975. Henson's shocking, sudden death occurred on May 16, 1990 of organ failure resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome. An emotional memorial service was held five days later at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine in New York City.
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