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This is a contest no ordinary As you can judge it is about judges extraordinary Especially the ones who overly judge About nothing, in particular, nothing at all They judge simply for the sake of judging An expertise they have developed over the years And now can’t live without it for the rest of their lives They find exemplary ways to judge poetry First and foremost the poem has to be new In a particular format, the devil knows which No politics, no religion, no burning issues, no original poetry It is a test of the poet’s ability to digress and ramble On topics that are concise like ‘Jack and Jill’ or ‘Baba black sheep’ Yes, the poem will be judged on rhyme and reason Contestants should find their own rhyme, reason is already given If they cannot rhyme to save their lives They may use the option of free verse But the main point is they should be As irrelevant and pointless as possible Contestants who have won at least one contest With their pointless poems can participate The rest can seek their deliverance elsewhere No fancy fonts, no rib-tickling wit, no Rugby jokes No plagiarised stuff, no intellectual brilliance Both are shunned where poems are judged Awards will be given for pointlessness and obfuscation First, Second, Third and several dishonourable indictments Only the best will win, the rest can sin in jealousy and envy
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