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Trump poems and epigrams V The prez should be above the law, he sez, even though he’s no longer prez. —Michael R. Burch Mercedes Benz by Michael R. Burch I'd like to do a song of great social and political import. It goes like this: Oh Donnie, won't you lend me your Mercedes Benz? My friends screw in Porsches, I must make amends! Like you, I f-cked my partners and now have no friends. So, Donnie won't you sell me your Mercedes Benz? Oh Donnie, won't you rent me your sexy import? You need to pay your lawyers: a tart for a tort! I’ll await her delivery each day until three. And Donnie, please throw in Ivanka for free! Oh, Donnie won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, Don, so don't let me down! Oh, prove you're a playboy and bring them around. Oh, Donnie won't you buy me a night on the town? Oh Donnie, won't you lend me your Mercedes Benz? My friends screw in Porsches, I must make amends! Like you, I f-cked my partners and now have no friends. So, Donnie won't you sell me your Mercedes Benz? Ode to a Pismire by Michael R. Burch Drumpf is a sissy: his hair’s in a Fritz. Drumpf is a missy: he won’t drink Schlitz. Drumpf’s cobra-hissy though he lives in the Ritz. Drumpf is so pissy his diaper’s the z. Trump Limericks aka Slimericks The Nazis now think things’re grand. The KKK’s hirin’ a band. Putin’s computin’ Less Ukrainian shootin’. They’re hootin’ ’cause Trump’s win is planned. —Michael R. Burch Trump comes with a few grotesque catches: He likes to grope unoffered snatches; He loves to ICE kids; His brain’s on the skids; And then there’s the coups the fiend hatches. —Michael R. Burch Trump’s Saddest Tweet to Date by Michael R. Burch I’ve gotten all out of kilter. My erstwhile yuge tool is a wilter! I now sleep in bed. Few hairs on my head. Inhibitions? I now have no filter! Untitled Don't disturb him in his inner sanctum Or he’ll have another Trumper Tantrum. —Michael R. Burch It turns out the term was prophetic, since "conservatives" now serve a con. — Michael R. Burch To live among you — ah! — as among vipers, coldblooded creatures not knowing right from wrong, adoring Trump, hissing and spitting venom. #TRUMP #DONTHECON #MRBTRUMP #MRBDONTHECON #MRBPOEMS Keywords/Tags: light verse, nonsense verse, doggerel, limerick, humor, humorous verse, light poetry, Trump, poems, Donald Trump, epigrams, president, president's day, prez, sez, law, political, America, USA, today
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