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Say bye-bye to these:
    "Hold, please." (Hold what?)
    Typewriter Repairman Ads
    "Dial this number..." (What's 'dial?')  
    Down-time... Offline
    Compliments (Complaint Departments have swallowed them up).
    "Mail me your resume."
    Shame, and its cousin, Guilt
    Pay Phones and Phone Booths (Sorry, Superman)
    Cash (esp. pennies)
    "How do you do?"  (How do I what?!)
    "Chick," "Piece," "Stacked," "Hot Number"
    The Debt Ceiling
    Brown Suits 
    Brown Fedoras
    White Bread
    White Big-City Mayors (in the USA)
    Math Facts
    Grammar & Grammar Schools
    Heroes
    Good Samaritans
    Public Drinking Fountains (except for dogs and cats)
    All but Mega-Gigantic Hospitals
    Modesty
    Cash Bail 
    Drug Busts
    'Land Lines'
    Gasoline-fueled automobiles
    Private Health Insurance  
    Private Doctors
    Free Museums
    Disturbing the Peace 
    Roth IRA's (at least, Roth IRA's whose distributions are tax-free)
    Peacetime Economies
    Gun Laws (The Wild West roars back) 
    Non-Mixed Use Zoning Laws
    Fair Elections  (Did we ever really have them?)
    Ideals, Idealists, Idealism
    The 'Renaissance Man'
    Daily Newspapers, Print AND Digital
    The 'Weather Channel'
    META
    Music Majors, Art Majors, Anthropology & Sociology Majors
    Cooperation
    Cashiers 
    Receptionists 
    Cleaning Services
    'Straight People'
    Teachers
    'The Four Freedoms'
    Courts (You'll get a ticket and either pay or go to jail...)
    Courtroom Lawyers  
    'Law and Order' Politicians
    Non-TV Ministers
    Dentures
    Non-union University Personnel
    Non-gated upper middle class and upper class housing
    Neighborhood Watch Groups
    Public Schools 
    Childhood
    Non-government Day Care
    Nursery School and Kindergarten
    Free Public Libraries (You'll pay for those Drag Shows, lol!)
    Free-TV
    Non-Tip Services
    'The Great American Novel'
    The Home of the Brave -- Oops! (I mean, of the 'Guardians!')
    'Lesbos' and 'Homos' (Can you believe we used those terms?!)  
    Marital Sex (What for?) 
    Foreplay (Now it's just "Fore! Here I cum!") 
       ~ Roger Dodger, Over & Out!
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