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Charlotte and the bear came out of hibernation at exactly the same time. The bear was irritable and hungry, and she looked tasty. Don’t even think about it, I’ve killed bigger people than you before breakfast. The bear hadn't a clue what she was on about, but there was definitely something weird about her. They both headed into town. The fishmonger recognised Charlotte from the wanted posters he had seen around town. This didn’t faze Charlotte, as the gutting knife entered his neck. She took a bucket of fish out and handed it to the bear. The bear was grateful, but still left with an uneasy feeling. Charlotte was not enamoured with the old guy driving the sports car, especially when he made sexual remarks to her. She did like driving the car, though, and she was sure his body would be found at some point. Charlotte couldn’t believe the police were on her tail She headed back to the cave where the bear was napping The manhunt had begun They came across the cave and began to move in Charlotte prodded the bear and told him to growl The bear got such a fright, it scampered right out the cave into the path of the oncoming police The officers, shocked, decided she sure as hell wasn’t in there Charlotte was not enamoured with the choices she had made in her life and decided to turn over a new leaf and get help. The bear hoped to hell that mad woman was gone because the strain was really getting to him. Charlotte agreed with the psychiatrist, electric shock treatment was definitely the way to go. The psychiatrist sort of agreed as ten thousand volts surged through his body, killing him outright. Charlotte left the wanted posters behind and headed for a new life in the big apple. Hopefully, Charlotte will change and become a model citizen. The bear hopes so too, he wasn’t really enamoured with Charlotte.
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