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Here some few jokes to crack your ribs: I remember how my sister discovered her jogging talent, when she was chased by the fierce dogs, she jumped the gate without knowing, so we had to explain in detail how she run and jumped the gate. One day, I went to see someone for financial help but found him brushing his teeth with salt. My friend started minding his own business in grade 2 when he discovered that the person he was competing with food at lunchtime his Mother had a restaurant. My brother won't forget the way dogs ripped his trousers into half a skirt sometime back. He won't forget, how he was attacked but luck was just on his side. Somebody remembered how he bought iPhone from the street, 2 hours later it turned into itel P37. I remember, when my uncle had a police case the dogs helped him a lot, to secure his freedom. I could just hear the police officers shouting from the gate. Chain your dogs inside there, we want to take the suspect and the dogs were busy doing their good job. One day, my neighbor was fighting with his wife, I went to separate them and accidentally broke the Plasma TV. I am now supposed to buy a new one. They came to my house hugging each other demanding for their Plasma TV! My nephew was leading a praise song in church, then he saw somebody unplug his phone going outside the church. I remember when our parents refused us to go outside the house when it was eclipse of the sun! I am not scared of anything, but the problem is the one I owe the money, he has been posting guns since yesterday! I remember my first heartbreak, I watched a movie from morning to sunset without volume. Because heartbreak doesn't go well with noise! I would like to use this opportunity to pay last respect and Condolences to Goliath family.. It isn't easy to lose such a giant because of small stone! I remember when I was young, I used to think that everyone who wears lab coats, are doctors! I am still healing from my father's slap, he found me looking for my shoes in his wallet! My twin brothers went to a hotel yesterday and shouted, your wife is coming here, 107 men ran out from hotel rooms. I go there tomorrow, we have to fix this wicked world. Imagine start jogging, then you hire a taxi coming back home. You are even better someone found himself in hospital. Thank God for JW brothers for picking him up. He loves the JW brothers continue doing the field work. Inspired by Zambian Comedians Poetry by Chipepo Lwele 9/02/2022
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