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There’s a panda tap dancing in hobnails There’s an octopus mixing up cocktails A bush kangaroo Blows on a kazoo While the band are all tadpoles or pond-snails A gorilla is dancing the tango With a chimp who’s still holding a mango The chimp wins the crown For getting on down To the lambada and the fandango At the bar there’s a drunk alligator And he’s fancies a croc who’s the waiter With so many teeth He knew there’d be grief So he’s seeing a pelican later Well the peacock so prim and resplendent Gave his coat to the cloakroom attendant Chicks don’t check him out Because he’s without His plumage on which he’s dependant Then the moose said it soon will be nine Please finish your beer or your wine It’s eight fifty-eight His key’s in the gate So try not to leave any sign There's a pen near the big rabbit hutch With a sign saying please do not touch A young lad from Goring Said Pandas are boring They don’t seem to do very much
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