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Tommy fell off his bike and broke his bum 
When he set off to find a new one
Big, tall, or one size fits all
A man he met at the mall,
offered a new bum but for a large sum

Tommy looked here, there, and everywhere
Even the stores where they sold underwear
To venders who had his back 
But his bum still had a huge crack!
Something was still wrong, how very unfair

His bum was so noisy it brought him shame 
It made weird noises and he got the blame
Tooting, hooting, and squeaking 
when anyone started speaking
His bum sounded like a video game 

When he discovered he had the loudest, 
his talent made Tommy the proudest, 
A butt trumpeting bold, 
better than a pot gold 
His sound-system backside, the best!

Sonic blasts when Tommy bent over
He picked a perfect four-leaf clover
A gas that blew him away
well into St. Paddy’s Day
A blast heard from Dublin to Dover

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