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In my close vicinity has come a neighbor 
Who is seen by all as a terrible bore
No one is quite sure of his identity
Nobody seems to endure his audacity
	
If you go to him, he will bore you with his brag	
With stories, your precious time he will drag
Once, with him if you have a chance encounter
Never will you dare to have another

When he begins his tedious yapping
The listeners start turning and yawning
Nobody, his words closely attend
Not a single soul wants to be his friend

He is equally puffed up as a pedant
About displaying knowledge he is ardent
But his learning is tawdry as a bauble
If probed deep, it bursts like a bubble!

Not that he lacks any sense of humor
But he has some shady deals, runs the rumor 
Some say he runs an illegal distillery
His past is history and his present a mystery

Meeting him face to face is a fright
People often flee for life from his sight
Some say, he plays many a foul trick
That he is seen as a pestering tick

By his talk he makes others feel sick
To him not even his children do stick
Strange that he could easily be pleased
If his hunger for praise could be appeased

Among locals, he is called a bore
His new entry, they sorely deplore
If you have such an uncanny neighbor
Will you bear him or totally ignore?

Placed Second
1.Jan, 2022
King Size Bull Crap Poetry Contest
Sponsor- charles messina

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