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Eminent Doctors and professors Did meet, at a prominent place For their prominent feats After much preamble; they sat down Face to face; their table was long, a Shiny space. Their gizmos and gadgets the very best They spoke on many topics from health To outer space; even vests. Rarified though not verified; their thesis’s Verged on stultified Unabashed they all rumbled along; it caused pain in the ears as it Lingered long! And so their attention arrived at God His attributes they sifted with grimace And nods. Then came; the summing up to wit’ Now I’ll disclose it bit by bit He never lies, or brags Himself; yet holds Position on the highest shelf. A stage that none could ever attain, No matter how worthy or how they trained! He always had an answer ready, He made The stoutest men unsteady He always did just what he said. And He Claimed He would judge the quick and The dead! He had that Son of great repute, yet who kept gutter company all This is forsooth Such discrepancies and such power and Pride I felt their indignance; and chagrin inside! There we have it; 70 voices intoned' as each came to the table Each placed a stone He has no intelligence; in unison they all groaned, it’s extreme Autism. He’s as dumb As these stones! ©Joe Maverick 6-12-2021
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