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"Final Edition"     Posted 12 Sep 2021

With deep gratitude to all of who visited and commented over these 12 months of Monoku Mondays, I am hereby retiring this series. Keep laughing and bringing a smile to one another, we all need a lighthearted break from the serious side of life once in a while... especially on Mondays! ~ John

Just Say'n	
    a clear conscience:     usually the result of a bad memory

Speaking of Memory…
    i've got great memory      if i could only remember to use it

Well If You Put It That Way
    the grass is greener on the other side      at least you don't have to mow it

Balance Is as Balance Does	
    a teen's idea of a balanced diet      a burger in each hand

Speaking of Teens…
    there's nothing wrong with teens      that a little reasoning won't aggravate

How Sad
    her birthday is april 1st      unfortunately, no one believes her

Politics In a Nutshell
    never forget the golden rule      whoever has the gold makes the rules

Why I Did Poorly in English Class
    I was always fated to mispell werds   it was just my density


"Bits and Pieces VII"     Posted 5 Sep 2021

I Wish I'd Said That 
    there is only one thing worse than being wealthy       not being wealthy

Isn't It Ironic?	 
     i express my non-conformity      with mass-produced bumper stickers

I Know, Right?	 
     all those who are opposed to speeding violations      raise your right foot

Clueless Clem - International Dating Dunce	 
     "like watching tennis, Cheri?"   "oui!"   "just a wee bit? okay, baseball then"

Little Red Writing 'Hood	 
     i live in a red house on a writer's block      but no one is writing

Quote of the Week 	
     i went to a fight last Saturday night      and a hockey game broke out ~ 

[humor attribution - #5 by Edmo Snord, #6 by Rodney Dangerfield, all others found online, sources unknown]
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