Login
|
Join PoetrySoup
Home
Submit Poems
Login
Sign Up
Member Home
My Poems
My Quotes
My Profile & Settings
My Inboxes
My Outboxes
Soup Mail
Contest Results/Status
Contests
Poems
Poets
Famous Poems
Famous Poets
Dictionary
Types of Poems
Videos
Resources
Syllable Counter
Articles
Forum
Blogs
Poem of the Day
New Poems
Anthology
Grammar Check
Greeting Card Maker
Classifieds
Quotes
Short Stories
Member Area
Member Home
My Profile and Settings
My Poems
My Quotes
My Short Stories
My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder
Soup Social
Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us
Member Poems
Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Random
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread
Member Poets
Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest
Famous Poems
Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100
Famous Poets
Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War
Poetry Resources
Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Email Poem
Your IP Address: 3.133.142.101
Your Email Address:
Required
Email Address Not Valid.
To Email Address:
Email Address Not Valid.
Required
Subject
Required
Personal Note:
Poem Title:
Poem
Maybe this is all just me, and the quirky way that I view all of this life, sometimes, especially now. Just as quickly as life can grab hold of us, tackling us right down tickling us until we pee! "Oh, did I just write that out loud?" Oh well, whatever a person thinks about me, is still, and will always never be any of my business. At least not anymore! I'm getting far, far too old to care, lol! I have most of those many assorted middle-aged problems. Just like most good folk' growing older, and; are trying to make their way blindly, quietly to the bathroom at night! As I teeter on the edge of my aching feet, bouncing off the walls back and forth on down the hall to the restroom, closing the door, rubbing on my belly in circles back and forth, then, wee, awe relief! Thinking to myself, lol, laughing!: "Come on Joey, I dig you "man!" "Man, I'm getting old, way too old for this." "I was sleeping so good, but yeah I guess that this couldn't get any worse." Hearing my answer, my roommate, all of my housemates tapping on the door urgently, Hey guys quiet, yup, shh, I'll be right out. Thinking to myself: "I mean I always try and carry an open mind, right?" Fear gripping me then, thinking to myself: "Yeah, my brain is goona one day roll right out, lol!" Yeah, yeah, laughing, flushing the toilet, letting up the front of my bloomers. Turning on the water, grabbing the soap, washing my hands, drying them really quick on my bloomers. Then stating: "Hey guys, my brains gonna one day fall right out!" Yeah, guys hear I come, I'm on my way out, and hey, I tell you: "I can't wait!"
CAPTCHA Preview
Type the characters you see in the picture
Required