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SEBASTIAN BECK 

The trapeze artist Sebastian Beck
His safety harness he forgot to check 
Didn't notice it had snapped 
Below all the crowd clapped 
But in mid-flight he fell breaking his neck... 

SIR NICHOLAS 

The trophy hunter Sir Nicholas Hyde 
Because of him many animals died 
One day his gun jammed
He said I'll be damned 
Last seen running for his life from a pride... 

CHRISTOPHER  SNODGRASS 

A mean joker called Christopher Snodgrass 
Liked to play jokes on his friends that were crass
They agreed revenge was due 
On his toilet seat smeared glue 
When he stood it took the skin off his a.s.s...

OLD SPARKY 

A sadistic killer called Billy T. Clair
As a trophy cut off his victims hair 
But one did not die
Vowed she'd see him fry 
She got her wish when he went to the chair... 

STALE AIR

Between floors at the gallery of art
A lift got stuck and the doors wouldn't part
The air was rancid as hell
And the trapped folk smelt a smell
Someone discreetly had let off a fart... 




Written 1st March 2020.

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